- There’s a new toaster that burns a PICTURE of yourself into every piece of toast it makes. No thanks; I prefer to put myself in my mouth the old fashioned way . . . yoga.
- According to a new study, Florida is the SCARIEST STATE in the country. Scientists deduced this from reading news stories about the people of Florida.
- A drunk guy posed as a TSA agent to GROPE WOMEN. Wait; you can get in trouble for that? Looks like I need to change my plans for the weekend.
- Half of us would keep WORKING if we won the lottery . . . and the other half of us would invest in millions of dollars of Samurai swords.
- A cat rescued from a shelter could be the world’s OLDEST CAT. The cat celebrated its birthday by knocking the remote off of a coffee table and then taking a 7-hour nap.
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