- A Fortune Teller predicted a lotto winner’s JACKPOT 16 years before it happened… Note to Self: Start seeing a Psychic
- A fist bump has 95% fewer GERMS than a handshake . . . and they’re also 100% more douchey.
- Costco already has their HALLOWEEN stuff out. So good news for people looking to buy their zombie costumes in bulk.
- OkCupid.com finds that your personality means absolutely NOTHING for online dating . . . looks is the only thing that matters. They also found that the sky is blue and getting stabbed hurts.
- A new study finds that women who have trouble climaxing during sex have fewer DIRTY THOUGHTS while having sex. This just in; I have never been with a woman who has dirty thoughts.
- A woman in Louisiana was BUSTED for leaving her kids in the car . . . to go have sex in her boyfriend’s car. What’s wrong with that; at least she wasn’t doing it in front of her kids.
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