- Tourism companies in Ukraine are actually offering guided TOURS of the war-torn areas of the country… making it the ONE and ONLY time it’s appropriate to buy an “I Survived…” souvenir shirt.
- Facebook went down for 19-minutes and people started CALLING 911. The weird thing though . . . they were just calling to update 911 about what they made for dinner or their workout.
- A woman tried to STEAL a car with two cops inside. Talk about convenience.
- A guy in Illinois tried to KILL his roommate for eating his Chips Ahoys. That’s ridiculous! Now if it were his Goldfish crackers on the other hand, I’d completely understand.
- There’s a new vibrating sex toy called the “Vesper” that doubles as a NECKLACE. In other words; looks like I’ll be buying a new necklace.
- A burglar in Alabama tried to get high by smoking someone’s dead ASHES. Did it work? I’m asking for a friend.
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