Kanye Fears Drones And Other Awesomely Hilarious Kanye Quotes

TMZ has obtained the transcript of Kanye West’s deposition from his recent trial for assaulting a paparazzo and it’s full of wonderful Kanye nonsense.

Among the best quotes was Kanye exclaiming, “I’m the smartest celebrity you’ve ever f***ing dealt with. I’m not Britney Spears.” I’ll be honest, I wasn’t positive if Kanye actually knew he was not Britney Spears so that was refreshing to hear.

Later in the transcript, when asked where he lives, Kanye simply replied, “Earth.” Again, he seems to be living on another planet half the time so him recognizing this is in fact Earth is a big step.

Kanye went on to explain his fear of drones asking the prosecutor, “Is your daughter stalked by like drones? Are there drones flying where she is trying to learn how to swim at age 1? Wouldn’t you like to just teach your daughter how to swim without a drone flying? What happens if a drone falls right next to her? Would it electrocute her?”

When asked to further explain how a drone would hurt his daughter he responded, “Could it fall and hit her if that paparazzi doesn’t understand how to remote control the drone over their house?”

Ironically I kind of agree with Kanye. It is unfortunate that celebrities have to live with people constantly trying to invade their privacy, and especially unfortunate for the children who had absolutely no choice in the matter.

However, perhaps Kanye isn’t the best person to lead the charge.

Check out all the quotes at TMZ.

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