The BEST Running Away From Home Story Ever

  • A 14-year-old in Dallas camped inside a WALMART for four days before being caught.  Considering the clientele that’s actually more dangerous than camping outside.
  • Experts say that if you want to lose weight, try to take 100 BITES a day.  Wow, that means Kelly Clarkson has to cut her bite-count by 4,000%.
  • Oxford Dictionary has added “SIDE BOOB” as an official word.  And now there really isn’t any book that I can’t pleasure myself to.
  • A doctor is accused of making a female employee MOTORBOAT her.  Well if that employee quit, I’d be glad to take her position.
  • The average man wants to have a BABY at age 29.  Mostly because that’s when his legs are still young enough to run away.
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