- A 14-year-old in Dallas camped inside a WALMART for four days before being caught. Considering the clientele that’s actually more dangerous than camping outside.
- Experts say that if you want to lose weight, try to take 100 BITES a day. Wow, that means Kelly Clarkson has to cut her bite-count by 4,000%.
- Oxford Dictionary has added “SIDE BOOB” as an official word. And now there really isn’t any book that I can’t pleasure myself to.
- A doctor is accused of making a female employee MOTORBOAT her. Well if that employee quit, I’d be glad to take her position.
- The average man wants to have a BABY at age 29. Mostly because that’s when his legs are still young enough to run away.
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