The New Phone App That EVERY PARENT WANTS

The New Phone App That EVERY PARENT WANTS

  • A mom invented an app that LOCKS your kid’s phone until they call you back.  Great for parents . . . and jealous girlfriends!
  • A mom in Georgia was arrested for SWEARING in front of her kids at the grocery store.  I support this.  Swearing IN FRONT of your kids is wrong . . . swearing AT them, 100% okay.
  • 1/4 of people know someone who has used SARAN WRAP as a condom.  And 100% of ME’S are that person.
  • A woman climbed into a giraffe pen at the zoo and got a TICKET, and a kick in the face.  BUT, did she get an awesome selfie with a giraffe?  That’s the real question.
  • A coffee shop in Colorado is only going to hire HOMELESS PEOPLE.  Then, when they get enough money to buy a home are they going to fire them?

(Image Courtesy: Sean MacEntee. Creative Commons)