- The key to a great nap is DRINKING COFFEE right before. OHHHH, DRINK coffee . . . not pour it all over your body? No wonder I’ve been napping so poorly lately.
- According to research the key to keeping your summer tan is . . . VEGETABLES. In other words; most American citizen’s tans will be gone by tomorrow.
- Kentucky apparently LOVES THE 80′S more than any other state. Which is strange since they live in the 50′s.
- Underwater welder is the most DANGEROUS job in the United States. Interesting; I would’ve thought it was Demi Lovato’s personal assistant.
- A couple was arrested stealing $30 in SEX TOYS from Walmart. Walmart has sex toys? Why do I want to puke right now?
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