Scientists Have Discovered the Key to the PERFECT Nap!

Scientists Have Discovered the Key to the PERFECT Nap!

  • The key to a great nap is DRINKING COFFEE right before.  OHHHH, DRINK coffee . . . not pour it all over your body?  No wonder I’ve been napping so poorly lately.
  • According to research the key to keeping your summer tan is . . . VEGETABLES.  In other words; most American citizen’s tans will be gone by tomorrow.
  • Kentucky apparently LOVES THE 80′S more than any other state.  Which is strange since they live in the 50′s.
  • Underwater welder is the most DANGEROUS job in the United States.  Interesting; I would’ve thought it was Demi Lovato’s personal assistant.
  • A couple was arrested stealing $30 in SEX TOYS from Walmart.  Walmart has sex toys? Why do I want to puke right now?
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Lydia Cruz is ON-AIR with Brooke & Jubal in the Morning. She's your local traffic whisperer, notorious Boner Killer and the whitest Latina you know. Lydia is an avid blogger, future Step Up cast member, 26.2 mile runner, and Seattle reveler. Basically the poorest poor man's Beyonce. Except poorer. And Solange. Her motto? Keep your heels high, but your IQ higher.