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Nerf Gun Shoots 68 MPH

Kids today will never know the struggle of my inferior toy guns. First it was the terrible “super soaker” that only shot about a teaspoon of water, and NEVER straight. Then it was my knock-off Nerf guns because my parents didn’t want to spend money on that crap when we lived in a place with REAL guns (Montana kid).

My point is this, kids: if you’re reading this – BE HAPPY.



About justin

Justin grew up a country boy in a female-dominated family that smoothed him into the softie he is today. A Seattle radio personality since 2007, he's perfected the art of never taking himself seriously and isn't afraid to cry at movies. Find him riding a scooter (nicknamed "Ivy" after Blue Ivy Carter) through the mean streets of Queen Anne in Seattle or twitter-stalking the Seattle Mariners!