Author Archives: CJ

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up. I chose to be a disappointment. I grew up in the small town of Shelton, WA. A child of ADHD and too much sugar I was always quick to make a joke and never short on things to say. After trying my hand in the real world and failing miserably I decided to see if anyone cared what loud noises came out of my mouth. The jury’s still out. Join me laughing at my own jokes on the weekends.

Video Of The Alleged Justin Bieber Drag Race

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A home video showing the alleged drag race between Justin Bieber and Khalil Sharieff coupled with GPS information from the cars they were driving may bog down the case against the 19-year-old pop star. The video shows the two cars, alongside two SUVs that allegedly blocked off the street for them, driving down Pine Tree Drive with a Miami cop ... Read More »

Madonna Drops N-Word In Instagram Post

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Madonna, always reinventing herself. Well, not sure the new image of racist looks good on her. She recently instagrammed a photo of her son Rocco Ritchie boxing with the caption, “No one messes with Dirty Soap! Momma said knock you out! #disnigga” After tons of negative reaction, obviously, she changed the caption but still didn’t seem to apologize. She wrote, ... Read More »

Jay Z Releases His Ridiculous Barney’s New York Collection

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Amid controversy Jay Z decided to go forward with his exclusive collection with Barney’s New York. To his credit, 100% of all the proceeds go to The Shawn Carter Foundation to help lower income kids attend college. That, however, doesn’t explain the ridiculous items included in the collection. For the dad that has everything, A $560 vinyl tie! Or my ... Read More »

Justin Bieber’s Twitter Account Worth $20M!

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Twitter closed on their first day of public trading this week making tons of people very, very rich. Well, for each and every one of you that make up their 230 million users, you all had a contribution and many are wondering just how much of a contribution. Well, Time, put together a little formula to help figure out just ... Read More »

Macklemore Pranks A Ticket Scalper

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Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ Seattle dates sold out in no time flat. Unfortunately, like most shows, many people snatching up the tickets are simply scalping them for a profit.   Well, it seems the boys didn’t take to kindly to it and decided to prank phone call one ticket seller and post the video on YouTube.   Read More »

12th Man Sets Loudest Stadium Record!!!!

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Marshawn scores his 2nd TD of the blowout and CenturyLink Field sets the record for loudest stadium in the world at 136 decibels. The original record was 131.78 DB’s which was broken with 1:15 left in the first quarter when Michael Bennett sacked Colin Kaepernick and brought the house down registering 131.9 DB’s. But the 12th man wasn’t done there ... Read More »