Author Archives: CJ

My parents told me I could be anything I wanted when I grew up. I chose to be a disappointment. I grew up in the small town of Shelton, WA. A child of ADHD and too much sugar I was always quick to make a joke and never short on things to say. After trying my hand in the real world and failing miserably I decided to see if anyone cared what loud noises came out of my mouth. The jury’s still out. Join me laughing at my own jokes on the weekends.

Justin Bieber Investigated for ASSAULT!…with a nerf gun.

The start to 2013 has been a rough one for Justin Bieber. Between pics of him smoking the ol’ Mary Jane popping up online and his overly public split from Selena Gomez you’d think he’d want things to tone down. No such luck when you’re one of the world’s biggest superstars and keep creating news with your egregious behavior. According ... Read More »

Kourtney Kardashian Says She’s Excited Kim’s Having A Baby, So She Can Let Her Breastfeed Her Kids!

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian appeared on the Today show this morning and provided some interesting insight into their mothering lives. Kourtney explained she is excited for her sister’s new baby for her own selfish reason, so she can pawn off feeding duties of her own kids on Kim’s breasts. Kourtney followed up with, “That’s what they did back in the ... Read More »

Move Over “Gangnam Style” Meet “Right Now” [Video]

Good beat. Check. Catchy chorus section. Check. Goofy dance move. Check. Psy may just be able to defy this one hit wonder thing many had already given him. Though it is two years older than “Gangnam Style,” many of his hardcore fans are already hoping “Right Now” is his new single. I can’t help but enjoy the way it hits ... Read More »