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He was the kid that you probably hated in elementary school. Loud, obnoxious, and attention-seeking, Justin was intent on getting what he wanted at all costs. After too many summers spent in some form of a plaster-cast, he settled for what his teachers couldn't stand: TALKING! As it turns out, it worked!

Iggy Azalea Splits Pants Mid-Performance


It happens to the best of us, Iggy. You’re just doin’ your thang and RRRRRIP: your crotch is showing thanks to a massive wardrobe malfunction. The next thing you know, you’re being kicked out of Home Depot for “being too drunk” and they’re threatening to “call the cops.” Pfffft. Whatever. –Justin Read More »