Jubal’s Phone Taps ™

Hear Jubal’s Phone Taps weekday mornings on the :20s only on MOViN 92.5! Want to send Jubal your idea? Feel free to request a Phone Tap!

Phone Tap PODCAST: My Trampoline Sucks

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Jubal feels betrayed by a company that he has trusted over the years because they recently sent him a defected product… And he is VERY upset. So this morning he decides to call their customer service line and launch a verbal ASSAULT on whoever is unfortunate enough to pick up the phone. Listen to the Phone Tap!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Personal Trainer Ew

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In today’s Phone Tap Jubal calls a personal trainer because he has decided that it’s finally time for him to get in shape. But what Jubal doesn’t understand is that this means he has to give up control over what he eats, when he exercises, and basically his whole lifestyle… And he’s not so sure he’s willing to do all of that. …

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Duncan Spots A Meth Dealer

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Our old pal Duncan is back… And if you haven’t already heard, Duncan is very introverted and does NOT do well with confrontation. But for some strange reason he is always is the one that tends to give bad news to very angry people… And today he calls a woman that he does maintenance for to tell her the FBI …

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Automated Drug Test

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Gavin gets a call from the corporate offices at his work. They need him to help test out the company’s state-of-the-art automated drug test system. All he has to do is blow into his telephone and it will scan his breath for drugs?!?! Is Gavin REALLY that gullible? Yes… yes he is.

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Baby Hands

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A woman who is recently single has a friend helping her get back into the dating scene… So her friend decides she’s going to set her up with a guy from work. This all sounds normal until the guy that calls her up turns out to be Jubal… And he has to tell her about a little issue he has before …

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Meow Focals

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Today Jubal calls a woman that he claims to have met at a charity auction a few days ago… But this woman was so DRUNK that night that she doesn’t remember anything… Plus she couldn’t believe that she donated such a large sum of cash to Jubal’s cause! Maybe only Jubal cares about vision-impaired cats?!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bully Lottery

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Jubal calls a new employee and wants to give her a special welcome to the new company she just started working for… And he can’t wait to share with her some very important upcoming work events… Especially one very controversial program called the ‘Bully Lottery’. Find out what that is by listening to the podcast!

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Phone Tap PODCAST: Watering Her Plants

Would it be awkward if the guy who waters the flowers at your office calls in asking about your hot female employees? GOOD. Because that’s what Jubal does in today’s PHONE TAP!   (Image Courtesy: malamutechaos.)

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