Jubal’s Phone Taps ™

Jubal calls a tattoo shop pretending to be a kid, and is hoping to get some new ink. A woman named Robin answers the phone, and gets suspicious of how old Jubal sounds. That’s when Jubal calls back… this time, with a better plan!

Jubal calls a fire fighter named Nick and pretends to be the assistant to the mayor for the city. He is calling to tell Nick about the mayors idea for a new addition to the firehouse! The plan is to open the doors of the firehouse to exotic dancers, so they can use the poles for practice…

Jubal calls a woman who had her engagement photos taken a few years ago with a photography company. He is calling to tell her that they own the rights to her photos, and they have been selected for something VERY special that will catapult her to super-stardom!

Jubal calls someone pretending like he just missed a call from that number. After hanging up, he then calls them back… saying it happened again! That’s when Jubal begins to get emotional… and HE SOUNDS CRAZY!

Jubal calls a home owner who is having trouble renting out her property. He is very interested in renting it, but has one request. He wants to know if its OK that he puts up security cameras… but they are not for security…

Jubal, acting as a bank teller named Seth, calls the Fiance of Kelsey, a woman who banked at his window. He pretends like he was trying to call Kelsey, and accidentally reached her fiance instead. Jubal then acts like he had no idea they were engaged, and Kelsey deserves someone better. That’s when Kelsey’s fiance goes into FULL rage mode!

Joseph is the new manager of a printing company, and he has the responsibility of interviewing prospective candidates. That’s what he thinks he is doing when Jubal gives him a call. The thing is however, Jubal is much more stressed out about some recent celebrity gossip. When Jubal starts acting sarcastic and pissed off towards Joseph, things GO DOWNHILL QUICKLY.

A man who recently purchased a house receives a call from Jubal, who is pretending to be the previous owner. Jubal has some news to tell the new owner, and it’s that the cops are on their way over! He says that they have some questions, and want to search under the floorboards… but FOR WHAT!?

Jubal calls a mom, whose child Reece is in the school play. He pretends to be the parent of another child in the play, and he is VERY unhappy with Reece’s acting ability. Jubal says that her son is a “horrible actor”, and his child is much more fit for the role. Her reaction is priceless!

Jubal calls Amy, and pretends to be from a fictional organization called D.I.E. Already. The organization is aimed at “taking away the privileges of older people.” They believe that elderly people get to many breaks, and don’t deserve some of the benefits they receive. Amy is bewildered, and can’t believe something like this actually exists. She then makes a stand …