There’s something oddly comforting about Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck being a couple again after more than a decade… Instead of Wham!’s “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Breaking Up & Back to J. Lo”

Full Lyrics:
Bennifer
Bennifer
AGAIN-a-fer
Bennifer

Ben is Back with J-Lo again…
Their Love is More Confusing…
then Barbie & Ken

(Bennifer) back in the News (yea, yea)
Gettin’ FLASH-BACKS-TO
Two Thousand and Two

Can’t escape it…
Every WEB-site…
Has em Kissin’…
In Broad DayLight…
DITCHED The Partners, that they haaad
J-Lo’s Kids, HEY…
Come & meet your Brand new DAD!

Breakin’ up and back to J-Lo…
Decades Later, but they Look the Same Tho…
Dropped Fiance like a Hot Potato…
Never SEEN Benny Smile so WIDE…
Breakin’ up, and back to J Lo..
TMZ is gettin’ all the photos
Makin’ OUT wherever they Go-ah…
Like Back in Junior High…
Just PDA all the Time! (Yea yea)

She took A-ROD, threw him away
Then took a Bigger boat out to San Tropez
Ben Re-Kindled the FLAME!
So he could BRING HER BACK to a Red Sox Game…

I get Sequels
Are-WHAT we Do
But, NO ONE asked, for Gigli PART! 2!
Ben & J-Lo
HOLLY!-WOOD
Like Kim ‘n Kanye
PROLLY WON’T END SO GOOD!
Breakin’ UP! and back to J-LO
A Boston Boy, with a Hot Latino…
Like Tabasco, with a Jar of Mayo
Kinda weird, but They’re still a Snack…
BREAK!in! Up!… and back with J-Lo
More Un-likely than a Double Rainbow
All Their Ex’s think they’re Insane-o…
(cuz) GARNER won’t take him baaaack…
P-Diddy think she’s Waaaaaaaack (yeah! yeah! yeah!)

(BENNIFER)

She’s SeLeeena
He’s Batman
Who will end up, with Matt Damon?
J-Lo’s Booty’s
a-Work of Art…
Benny Loves it..
PLUS he says she’s “Wicked SMAHT”
(BENNIFER)

(BENNIFER)
Breakin’ UP! and Back with J-Lo
Right now Hotter than Flaming Cheetos
Sucking FACES like LIP Mosquitos
Turning 50, feelin’ Twenty Five…
BREAK!in! UP!, and baaack to J-Lo…
Why do ALL of Jenny’s Ex’s Stray Though?
Prayin THIS time Ben’s Gonna Stay-Oh
Dont-chu EVER LET the Nanny By
Breakin up and Back with J-Lo
Kinda CRAZY like the movie ARGO…

If they Ever,
Netflix & Chill-Oh
They’ll watch THEMSELVES at the same time…