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Truck Driver (Post Malone Parody) – Young Jeffrey’s Song of the Week

With the holidays coming up, all the delivery drivers need a shout out for helping us get our packages! Instead of Post Malone’s “Sunflower” it’s Young Jeffrey’s “Truck Driver!”

Full Lyrics:
Or-DER SAME DAY!
Oooo Ooo Oooo
FED-EX!
Ooo Ooo oo ooo…

Every DAY they Movin’ So Fast…
Oversized TRUCKS, that Really Haul ASS…
PULLIN’ up CURBSIDE, Checkin the Address…
Parking down MY STREET, Sorry is a Mess…
Amazon Driver, Little Blue Vest…
Droppin off BOXES, on the Front-Steps
Fought-a Porch Pirate, on the Back Deck…
Hop in the VAN, like baby Whats Next?
In a PAN-demic, Everything Ships…
Shortage of Drivers, Makin’ More TRIPS
Holiday RUSH, now, Busy as HELL…
BILLIONAIRE BOSS out Flying Space Ships

Oooo Oooo Ooo
… Your BLADDER Feels pretty Foooooo—ULL
… And you KNOWW THAT you gotta UUUUSE…
The Empty BOTTLE NEXT to Youuuu…

We dont SAY thanks Enough…
You’re the PRO-VIIIIIDERS…
All the TRUCK DRIIIIVERS…
Handle our Packages, Soft Touch
Ya Both Tender and Tough…
Like a Hard CIDER…
You’re the TRUCK Driver
You’re my TRUCK Driver!

Been throwing Boxes at ME
… Like Donkey Kong Gone Mad
Done More DELIV-RIES Than UH,
… O-BEE-G-Yyyy-N has

Oh, UPS Shirt So Brown
Droppin’ Big Loads off all round Town
Even if it weighs Ten Hun-d-red Pounds
SuperMan Strength, Just Can’t explain HOW (ohhh)

And I Can See you At My Home
Thru the RING Cam on MY Phone
When I’m Lonely, Say “HELLO” (HELLO??)
Hope you’re not replaced by Droooones

I Buy WAY too much Stuff
But you dont-JUDGE Nyyyy-their…
You’re the Truck driver…
And your Delivery So Clutch

When I SEE you Roll Up….
Ya make my Day Brighter…
And my pants Tighter…
You’re the truck Driver