We’ve got a MYSTERY on our hands… Today’s caller received a text from his date saying one thing… “SEATBELT”… He can’t get another date with her until he figures out what it means!

Can taking your date somewhere for a BARGAIN DEAL still be romantic?? One listener claimed it was great… But we have SPLIT opinions…

This date lasted 20 MINUTES before the POLICE we involved… And it only got crazier from there!

Setting ground rules for a first date is pretty normal…. But the woman in today’s date may have taken things TOO FAR. Her rules were SO EXTREME that it led to an argument in studio!

Today’s caller says NOT ONLY is he amazingly good looking, but he’s an incredible listener and planned the PERFECT date.. So why isn’t he getting a call back?

Kurt & Cassie called us a few months ago when their friends were stopping them from dating…. Well, they did it anyways and are back with UPDATES!

It takes a lot for us to feel embarrassed….But this date has us CRINGING. It involves a weird restaurant mix-up and a pair of very soggy pants….

Joey described his date as “smelly,” “trashy,” and a” gasoline infused dumpster fire”…. That’s right, they ended their night in one of the most DISGUSTING places you can imagine!

The woman calling today claims her date completely MISJUDGED her… He caught her doing something that she swears was totally INNOCENT… Can we convince him?

Is it possible to fall for someone who has a completely different sense of humor than you do? Justin claims his jokes are HYSTERICAL, but his date found them extremely DISTURBING…Can we bring them together?!

In today’s Thanksgiving Phone Tap, Jose calls a guy who rented out his place on Air BnB for the holiday weekend and he’s in desperate need of assistance. What’s the perfect way to tell someone that you got stuck INSIDE a turkey?

Today’s Phone Tap Victim is getting initiated into his new job with his own personal nickname.. Specially picked by Young Jeffrey!

Jose poses as a pest control worker who turns out to be a bigger problem than the pests…. Let’s just say he’s the LAST person you want in charge of removing CREEPY CRAWLERS from your home!

Today’s Phone Tap victim is a frequent clothes donator and Brooke calls to break the news that her “style” just isn’t nice enough for Goodwill, and her “help” is no longer wanted!

Not everyone is Phone Tap Victim handles things well… Jeffrey’s call spiraled out of control right away and to say this guy was FURIOUS is an understatement…

Today’s Phone Tap Victim is about to find out her NEW beauty products have the WORST side effects of all time…Hopefully she hasn’t used them yet…..

Jose is debuting a brand new Phone Tap character today! He comes from the Scottish Isles, his name is Finley and he’s hoping to help out… if you can understand him…,

Today’s Phone Tap Victim was set up by his EX-WIFE… She told us how emotionally attached he was to his CAR, so of course we had it donated to charity!

Jose poses as a delivery driver and calls a guy who’s been waiting weeks for his new laptop to be delivered… Well he’s about to find out it’s been LOST…And that’s just the beginning of the bad news!

Jeffrey is posing as a Life Coach and calling today’s Phone Tap victim with some inspiring words. Everybody get your Sky Hands ready!

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!

In Covinsanity, we focus on the not-so-serious stories coming from the outbreak. We’ve gathered the funniest and strangest news from around the world that we guarantee will put a smile on your face.

Brooke discovered something unsettling about her family lineage, Jose hit some road bumps in his flirt game, Alexis was outfit-shamed by another member of the office, and Jeffrey almost had a Male Karen moment. It’s time to go around the room and share What’s On Our Minds!

Weird news stories from around the world… with a healthy dose of lasers added in. Does it make sense? No not really, but it doesn’t HAVE TO… it’s “Laser Stories”!

Brooke is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today’s question: In 1705, the entire town of Colchester, CT decided to postpone their Thanksgiving for an entire week. While the rest of the colonies were celebrating and chowing down, the community held off, because it was waiting for something to arrive, so they could properly celebrate…. and keep in mind… this is something that millions of families in America still enjoy to this day, when celebrating the holiday. I need you to tell me what was Colchester, CT waiting for…. to celebrate Thanksgiving in 1705?

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!

You’ll want to sign up for ONLINE DATING after hearing this! Companies like Chipotle, Airbnb, & more are pairing up with dating apps to find CREATIVE ways to help singles.These ideas even have BROOKE excited…And she’s married!

Young Jeffrey has a hot stack of buzz-worthy news stories to read BUT we only get to hear them if we really care! If we don’t care, they get banished…

Alexis is wearing the Shock Collar this morning!

Today’s question: In a modern American Thanksgiving meal, 88% of people say they eat Turkey as the centerpiece of their holiday. But back in 1621, they had a much more diverse selection of proteins. Wild Turkey was on the menu back as well as fish…. then but there were also 4 other proteins that would have made the table as well. Today I need you to figure out just 3 of the 4 other proteins besides Turkey and fish that the pilgrims chowed down on, that special day…

Have a knack for trivia? Well, so does Brooke… Try to answer as many questions right as you can in 30 seconds. If you answer more correctly than Brooke, you win 100 bucks! Good luck!